In my ongoing effort to stay on the front edge of trends, I am hereby limiting my entire vocabulary of adjectives to the word amazing. So if I want hash browns with my breakfast at Waffle House, I order amazing browns. If I want to tell a salesman [amazingperson] that I want to look at a hybrid car, I say, "I am in the market for an amazing car."
Amazing I'm amazed that this amazing trend has come this amazing. In the amazing months I will be closely watching the adverb totally. I will be totally watching amazing adverb.
I have also decided that when I run for U.S. President in 2016, I will promise to promote legislation requiring all books even obliquely related to photography to include the word moment in the title. In the time being, I am publishing The Amazing Moment, my series of leather bound books with my photos and essays by Roland Barthes' great nephew:
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